This Candle is the Only Thing Lit in My Life

Our 10 oz candles are the perfect blend of wit and warmth. Made with 100% soy wax for a cleaner, longer burn, they’re hand-poured with care and topped with a dash of attitude. Each candle is infused with premium fragrance oils to fill your space with unforgettable scents, all while bringing a smile (or an eye-roll) to your face. Whether you're tackling an existential crisis or just lighting up a cozy night, these candles are here to match your vibe. 

Burn time: Approximately 50 hours of aromatic sass.